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Blazer tag

That’s laser-tag with sport-coats.

(Source: paleo)

May 06, 2012
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I’m like an onion. I have many layers and make Girls cry. #andyourenot?

(Source: paleo)

March 11, 2012
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Goog judgement is for sissies.

(Source: paleo)

March 04, 2012
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paleo:

justinferris:

Who will be the fittest in the world?

I want to open a spa fitness center one day.

February 25, 2012
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this is apparently a thing.

paleo:

Cold as Christmas balls.

(via paleo)

February 18, 2012
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Mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.

(Source: paleo)

February 09, 2012
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Wait, I’m not allowed to hate anything?

paleo:

Like not one thing?

February 08, 2012
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paleo:

Lapdance surgery??

January 28, 2012
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stereotypes.

paleo:

Quesadillas are to white people as talent show hip hop dance groups are to?

January 27, 2012
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Little help.

paleo:

Carrot juice goes with what booze?

January 27, 2012
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